[guide.chat] Phil's Scrotum
- From: "Si Watson" <mrsvilla@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2011 23:09:15 +0100
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Phil's scrotum
The Best Story of the Year:
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise
for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said,
"I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle
wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and
the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled
gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor
Phil must have experienced. "Phil was unable to hold me or the children,"
she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the
doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to
piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around
it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and
squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on
Phil. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should
recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose
and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want
to tell my wife the word is sternum."
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