[guide.chat] :{ Margaret }: Fw: Good Samaritan!!

: Fw: Good Samaritan!!

        Subject: Fw: Good Samaritan!!
                        A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
                             
                        The wife came home early and found her husband in their 
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
                               
                        And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful 
pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of 
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
                               
                        And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so 
at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but 
they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
                               
                        And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the 
car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so 
down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..
                               
                        I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and 
very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
                               
                        So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up 
the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because 
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
                               
                        Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, 
and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of 
holes, so I threw them away.
                               
                        Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer 
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they 
are too tight.
                               
                        I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary 
present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
                               
                        I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for 
Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots 
you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has 
a pair the same.'
                               
                        The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She 
was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, 
she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have 
anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
                     
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