[guide.chat] Malcolm

  • From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2012 20:49:29 +0100

hi malcolm 
if you work for me this is what I want you to do ok 


Monday 

start at 8am 
clean all my flat widnows first 

then hoover up 

then clean fridge out 
 then cook me dinner then wash up 

even give you a corrie apron too 
can't be any fairer that now can I?

Tuesday 

start at 9am 

mop my kitchen floor 
bathroom floor  wash tiles all in my bathroom as it is tiled right through 

then put clean bedding on my bed 

then waash door frames and oors down 

then cook me tea then empty rubish in bin down staires 


Wednsday 

take me to tesco's do all my shop 
bring it all back put it all away 

then polish all my furniture in flat 

tehn tidy up the cupboards 

tehn mop my stair case on top of landing here 

cook me tea 


Thursday 
start at 8am 

hoover up once again 

turn all my tape magazines labels over 

put me cd on then 
wash my settee down 
then take curtains down wash them 

cook my tea.

Friday 
take my bedding off put clean on agin 
hoover up 

wash bathroom bath sinck toilet 

then wash my kitchen worktops 

mop kitchen floor wash all my silver cutterly 
then put clean curtains up in lounge 

go to the chippie get me fish and chips mushy peas 
make me pot of tea 

then your work is completed for week 

your wages weill be 

£80 for the week 

so twenty pound a day 

i am employed by jewish bosses you see 
can only pay you that 
 recission on 

Take it or leave it!


corrie apron is free hahahahahahahahahahahaha 

my god you got it cushy there 

love slave driver miss mopp carol xxxx

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