[guide.chat] Kid Joke

  • From: "clare moulds" <clare@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:06:11 +0100

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though 
his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with 
lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son 
that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up 
like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a 
pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for 
a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."

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