[guide.chat] Juicy

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 20 Jun 2011 15:33:06 +0100

-----Original Message-----
From: anne  bradley
Sent On: 17/06/2011 22:25
Sent To: Keith
Subject:Juicy  
Heres a little joke, expect you'll have seen it before,

SCOTCH?

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked, " Champagne ?

"No," said the little boy............."It's a
 puppy!"
Bye for now,

Anne. 
  
  

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