[guide.chat] :{ Judith } : Fw: Fwd: Speeding
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:01:02 +0100
:Subject: Fw: Fwd: Speeding
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Speeding
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of
the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 160kmh,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing
the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly
nutcase as he floored it to 180kmh,then 220 then 240kmh. Suddenly, he
thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he
pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up
with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's
side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and
replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman .
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