Hello all, A vicar prays to God and asks him " what's £1 million mean to you? God replies " ten pence my son," " Oh " says the vicar, " so what is a thousand years to you?" " a minit " God replies. The vicar then asks " could you give me ten pence for my run down church?" " Yes, " says God. " Just give me a minit." ! Best wishes from, Charlotte.