hi jim, i wrote it because some of us cannot go to church and all of you were going to church, so i thought we'll all go to church on guide, i do not know what you mean, did you mean i can have a bacon sandwich and a glass of whiskey from the decanter? vanessa. -----Original Message----- From: James Liddell - Email Address: james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 03/06/2012 19:48 Sent To: vanessa, GUIDE CHAT - Email Address: qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx, guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: In Reply To: [guide.chat] church on guide Do you want me to quote some stuff from an author I admire - Adrian Plass? His "Bacon Sandwiches and Salvation" isn't exactly serious theology - what did you expect from me? It is subtitled "An A-Z of Christian living". Example, under "H". Heavenly host - someone who puts a glass and decanter by your side when you arrive, and only takes it away when you leave... -----Original Message----- From: Vanessa - Email Addres Sent On: 03/06/2012 14:53 Sent To: GUIDE CHAT - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] church on guide For those who cannot go to church due to personal circumstances. Please stand and let us start with hymn, iesu tirion or hymn of your choice, sing it then, no use coming here to church if your not going to join in. Thank you, your singing could improve, now please be seated, hands up whose thoughts have run wild on guide chat as you read and write each email, shame on you, may the lord have mercy on your soul. Let us kneel in prayer, ein tad...oops in english, our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day, our daily bread and forgive those that tresspass against us, but lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever, amen. Please give love, kindness, peacefulness, understanding and pure thoughts in the collection box of your heart on leaving this email, peace be with you each day. from Vanessa The Google Girl. my skype name is rainbowstar123 ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1424 / Virus Database: 2425/5041 - Release Date: 06/02/12