Keith this is really good enjoyed that take care Love Carol x.x.x.x. -----Original Message----- From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 30/06/2011 00:00 Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] :{ Received with thanks to Si Watson } : Fwd: Humor: math class : Fwd:Humor: math class :Humor: math class The elementary school math teacher was having children do problems on the blackboard. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" she asked. No one raised their hand. So she called on Tommy and, with some help, he finally got it right. "Who would like to do the second problem, subtraction?" she asked next. The students hid their faces. So she called on Mark, who got the problem. Although there was some suspicion his girlfriend had whispered it to him. "Who would like to do the third problem, division?" was the next query. A low, collective groan could be heard as everyone looked around, at nothing in particular. So the teacher called on Suzy, who got it right. "Now," said the teacher. "Who would like to do the last problem, multiplication?" To her (and everyone else's) surprise, Little Johnny's hand shot up! In fact, he fairly came out of his seat in an attempt to be chose. "My, my!" said his teacher. "Why such enthusiasm, Little Johnny?" "Because," said Little Johnny, "we learned yesterday in Sunday School that the Bible says to go fourth and multiply!" Take Care - I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. No virus found in this message.