Cathie: You want funny? Our local junior football team, Auchinleck Talbot, has a habit of winning the Scottish Junior Cup. ( By the way, by 'Junior', I don't mean kids football, but semi-professional adults. ) The town is rightly proud of their record - they've won the trophy nine times in their history, more than any other club, although they were beaten last week in this year's final. Anyway, they won last year. The following Sunday, our minister took the entire service dressed in the Talbot football strip! The following post may be upsetting to sensitive souls - so everyone should read it. A couple of years ago, Sunday fell on St Andrews' day, November 30th. Steve conducted the worship wearing his kilt! Before climbing up the pulpit steps, he put a mirror face-up on the bottom step, saying; "This is for the choir. If they get fed up during the service, they can look at the mirror and check if I'm a real Scot..... Explanation: A 'real' Scot isn't supposed to wear anything under his kilt. NO - I'm NOT telling you what I wear.... Actually, Steve is a very gifted preacher, so I suspect - and hope - the choir weren't tempted!