[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Re: In Reply To: Hi Jim

  • From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <catherineharris1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2012 19:24:43 +0100

Cathie:
You want funny?
Our local junior football team, Auchinleck Talbot, has a habit of winning the 
Scottish Junior Cup.
( By the way, by 'Junior', I don't mean kids football, but semi-professional 
adults. ) The town is rightly proud of their record - they've won the trophy 
nine times in their history, more than any other club, although they were 
beaten last week in this year's final.
Anyway, they won last year.
The following Sunday, our minister took the entire service dressed in the 
Talbot football strip!

The following post may be upsetting to sensitive souls - so everyone should 
read it.
A couple of years ago, Sunday fell on St Andrews' day, November 30th. Steve 
conducted the worship wearing his kilt!
Before climbing up the pulpit steps, he put a mirror face-up on the bottom 
step, saying;
"This is for the choir. If they get fed up during the service, they can look at 
the mirror and check if I'm a real Scot.....



Explanation: A 'real' Scot isn't supposed to wear anything under his kilt.
NO - I'm NOT telling you what I wear....


Actually, Steve is a very gifted preacher, so I suspect - and hope - the choir 
weren't tempted!

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