Take your shorts off and I'll dry them in the dryer.Carol your a walking disaster. That wasn't your tea you picked up it was my water sample bottle for the doctor. Look you've broken my door now. Don't come here again you cheeky bugger. Go on get back to where you come from. love Malcolm. xxx Hi sweet boy Malcolm can I come in? Thank you yuck no thanks do not like cat pee oops sorry didn't realise you said chinese tea oh before i make arragements can you just do me 4 barmcakes with tuna and sweet corn please cup of tea 4 sugars oh no malcolm no you got no bloody handle on your mugs oh for god sake look what you done spilt it all over my nice red white and blue shorts oh honestly bloody annoyed now Oh no don't wipe me dry with your hankercheif its dirty Honestely you men useless forget it going back home wanted to discuss what your bringing to clares party in your big tent in your back garden going out of your front door now Bang bang slam sory but your inges have come off your fornt door oops better run bye Love Carol xxxx ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2012.0.2171 / Virus Database: 2425/5031 - Release Date: 05/29/12