Hey Carol, I like that one. I can tell you what Vanessa would say. She'd say " Get on your bike Boyo. Brrrrr . love Malcolm. xxx. Malcolm is Jack and vanessa google girl is the lady in bed in the castle waiting for Jack to climb up all her long hair outside the castle vanessa's long hair is reaching 100 feet down the castel but jack is out of breath his pussy cat casba follows him up her hair Once at top malcolm slides all the way down again so vanessa screams out loud oh my darling are you alright? Jack shouted how can I be alright lying on floor 100 feet while that damn cat is up there smiling to itself Hold on sweetheart I weill make my hair longer and this time make it wider . Jack climb up once more gasping for his breath Sleeping beauty Clare is fast asleep in her 4 poster bed snoring and dreaming of a white christmas. Jack finally does it get to the top but vanessa has run down the 100 stairs Jack shouts Bloody typical he climbs in Casba meows to Jack Daddy ! do you want me to help Jack what can you do Casba let you both climb up my tail together Wonderful idea once they were up in the castel Jack pours goblet of wine out for them and get down on one knee Vanessa says what up have you got problems with yur knees No darling but weill yu please marry me Vanessa throws the goblet of wine all over his face What did you do that for? Your boring me love the end Writer Carol x.x.x.x. ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2012.0.1890 / Virus Database: 2108/4686 - Release Date: 12/17/11