[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Once upon a time

  • From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide Chat List" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2011 17:50:04 +0100

Hi malcolm yes call me miss piggy in your store hahahahahaha storey i mean 

hey wouldn't it be great if you organised a real holiday in blind hotel for us 
all next july hey how about it macolm?
blind hotel of course though 
what do you think?
Yes would be lovely if the others did a short storey 
good fun 
love ya loads 

Love Carol miss piggy boots x.x.x.x.

-----Original Message-----
From: M BOWKER - Email Address: bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 06/07/2011 17:13
Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Once upon a time

-----Original Message-----
From: Carol 

Carol I loved that. Lets get more storys of the others. I take it I can use you 
as Miss Piggy then.?

I like the idea of the holiday. Not inpossible. I've done it before with the 
Manchester gang. We use to go on holiday every year, About ten of us Eight 
blind and two sighted carers.

Where would I put you Carol, with us or with the animals. HEhehehehe. I know 
where Clare, Sarah , Phylis  and the two Vanessa's are going. Hehehe.

love Malcolm. xxxx
 - Email Address: missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 06/07/2011 15:50
Sent To: guide Chat List - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] Once upon a time

One day a man called Malcolm was sat at his living room thinking watching the 
rain drops on his window Casba was looking all comfused wondering why daddy was 
stood there with hands in pocket watching the rain 
Malcolm suddenly sprang to life and poor casba jumped in fear.
Malcolm shouted right that is it 
going to phone all the chat group friends and ask them all to come on holiday 
with me to the Belmant hotel in LLanduduno .
Hour later malcolm was writing leters and casba sat on top of desk looking very 
bored 
Malcolm shouted oh sod it,
not worried abut the bills 
He phoned miss piggy Carol 
Carol picked phone up and shouted What do you want!

I am busy eating my dinner 
Malcolm shouted sorry love but need to ask you a question 
What is it!
I am planning a holiday for all chat members would you like to come 
Carol reply was 
Will there be plenty of food!

of course my love 
Carol replied right put me down then carol slammed phoned down with out saying 
good bye.
Malcolm muttered to him self the miserable sod 

Half an hour later malcolm phoned clare 
Clare's dad answered who is that!
its malcolm from chat group 
Clare's dad shouted wait a minute she is eating her choclate 
malcolm replied that is alright can wait 

after that clare came on 
Oh malcolm got lots of choclate in my mouth malcolcolm said 
take your time love 
malcolm asked clare if she wanted to come on holiday clare got all excited and 
shouted oh yes please she was tapp dancing all over in excitement her mum 
shouted for god sake Clare can you stop tap dancing your doing my bloody head 
in here trying to watch home and away 

Malcolm put phone down 
Casba is so bored by this time he sleeps on the window sill snoring its head 
off dreaming about 
Molly,scot and quiz 

Later Malcolm went on skipe to vaneesa the google girl and vanessa pooh and 
sara and june,and senn and c watson and alan thorpe and harold kitchen and ann 
bradley and all the others.
Malcolm shouted right you lot keep quiet while i talk 
Everybody listened in 
so he asked them all on skype do you all fancy a holiday in wales they all said 
yes at same time 
while malcolm was talking on skype 
Mobile rand its phyllis 
oh my god excited now here Malcolm just heard that you are all planning a 
holiday can I come please yes malcolm replied.

Phyllis has her tumber dryer on .
Malcolm shouted 
hey can you turn that tumble dryer off please.
Phyllis disappeard.

All the others were all chatting away 
Malcolm shouted 

Quiet please!

sudden silence 

so then they all started again 
Shut it a minute you lot silence again 
Donna rang hey malcolm how come you never even asked me 
oh forgod sake donna give me a chance weill you.

Casba still dreaming away after two hours 

Malcolm settled a date for end of July everybody was happy.
Casba woke up 

The end by Carol x.x.x.x.

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