Hi butler Can you fetch me dozen fresh cakes from martins bakery please wehn you have laid my table out served me with all my delicious cakes can you then run my bath then can you go out and brush all my 4 hourses down be careful of cuddles because he hates being stroked he might kick yu in the teeth hahahahahahaha oops sorry didn't mean that After that can you scrub all the floors in basements then when yu have managed to fit in between go and wash all the window legges then jus sweep all the stairs then after that can you go in the kitchen with mrs Briggies and ruby and peel the potatos with them and vegetables After that can you bring me up hot water bottle then just light coal fire then finally make me hot milk and then feed my 5 cats Willy,tommy,jack,henry,and billy that is all sir now get lost and leave me in peace Love Carol x.x.x.x. -----Original Message----- From: M BOWKER - Email Address: bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 15/06/2011 22:01 Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] Good Evening Maam Hello Maam, I made a good recovery after going down those stairs and out into the duck pond. The girl you sent me turned out to be good at the massage thing. Then Maam I was so busy with your Royal wedding I haven't had time to report to you. Begging your pardon Maam. Is there any chance Maam that I could have another half a dozen of those girls. My manor house needs a good clean before you come to visit me. Must toddle off now Maam as I have to see to your ravens in the tower. Your humble servant, Sir Malcolm.