[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Fwd: Jokes from page 44
- From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:15:03 +0100
Hi mr muckyduck keith
oh wow that joke here by c watson is fantastic
very funny indeed hahahahehehehehehe
Lov Carol x.x.x.x.
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From: Keith Wines - Email Address: muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx
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Subject: [guide.chat] Fwd: Jokes from page 44
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:Fwd: Jokes from page 44
Hi All
Jokes from page 44
A drunk walks into the bar carrying a small case. He puts the case on the bar
and says to the barman, 'I bet you a double scotch I can show you the most
amazing thing you've ever seen'. 'I've seen some pretty amazing things in my
time.' says the barman 'but I accept the bet'. The drunk opens his case and
there inside is a pianist - just 12 inches tall - sitting down playing a piano.
'I've never seen anything like it,' said the barman. 'Where did you get that?'
'Well,' says the pround owner of this musical pheonomenon, 'I dug up this old
lamp and when I rubbed it a genie appeared and said i could have one wish'.
'What did you ask for?' asks the facinated barman. 'A twelve inch penis...'
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. There is an obvious attraction between
them and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place and, as she
shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely
packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears fill a shelf the length of the
wall; medium-sized ones adorn a shelf a little higher, and huge bears sit side
by side on the top shelf. The man is surprised that this sexy woman should own
so many cuddly toys, but he decides not to let it bother him. Instead, he turns
to her and kisses her passionately on the lips. After just seconds they are
ripping each other's clothes off and having wet and wild sex. After their
intense sex section they are lying there together in the afterglow and the man
asks, 'Well, love, how was it?' She says. 'You can have any prize from the
bottom shelf'.
What do you get when cross a naughty dog with a rosster?
A cock that won't come.
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