Hi Chatters, When reading this email from Malcolm, made me remember what happened when I did a computer course at Brighton Blind Society. When only quite new to the course and I was minding my own business typing away at the computer and suddenly at 12 noon I heard a cockerel sounding off and not having a talking watch at the time, I said " I didn't realise there was a farm around here, is it nearby?" Woops, silly Sal. Maybe we should get a collection of watches and we could begin a Chat Zoo he he! This afternoon I had Countdown on the telly and the guest on the show was David Lloyd, not the tennis player but the Northerner cricket commentator. What he said really made me giggle so I'd thought I'd share it with you all too. He was talking about telly programmes and mentioned that he used to love watching The Flinstones and he said that Dubai have started showing it now but the Dubai people don't seem to understand it, then David then said "but Abboo darbi doo!" He He!. TTFN Sally -----Original Message----- From: M BOWKER - Email Address: bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 14/04/2009 14:56 Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] Embarrassing Moments. Hi All, This list has gone quite Here's a new subject The other day I went to visit Lyn Morgan in her new flat. We were sat in the kitcheern having a cup of tea when a dog started barking outside. Sat there deep in thought, I said that the dog might be barking at Lyn's cat as its the new guy on the block. As I sat there listening I realized that there was a rhythm in the dog's barking. The more I listened the more rhythm it had. Wuff. wuff. wuff. wuffwuff. I said to Lyn, Have you heard that dog. It's got rhythm. She burst out laughing. What you laughing at I said. Its not out side you fool, its my alarm clock. If anyone should have known it was me. Malcolm from Hyde. Cheshire. England. Skype name. malcolmbo1