[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Animals in church on guide
- From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2012 10:30:22 +0100
-----Original Carol;
I take it you've heard the one about bats in the belfry?
Well, as you know, you can't shift them - they're protected.
So the church officer reported to the verger;
"Look, I know we shouldn't - but the mess was bad. So I shouted at them, rang
the bell, blew fanned heat at them - didn't work. So, what do I do?"
The verger went up to the belfry, armed with his trusty ipod. He played three
hours of recorded choir practice at the critters.
Then he bombarded them with his secret stash of sex pistols music.
No dice - they still stayed where they were.
So the church officer and the verger went to the vicar and told him about the
bats.
He went up, came down an hour later, and .....
No bats. Not one.
Appalled, the verger asked "You didn't kill them, did you?"
"Of course not !" said the vicar. "After all, they're all God's creatures!".
"Then what did you do?"
"Well," said the vicar. "I preached to them, baptised them and they haven't
been seen since..."
From: Carol O'Connor - Email Address: missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 04/06/2012 09:28
Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] Animals in church on guide
HI TO All the pussy cats doggies and snakes and pigglets on here
you all take your place on back row in chat church please do not make noises
please just behave yourself
casba weill pass you all plate of milk for pussy cats rats for the snakes
pedigree chum for doggies bacon lasshes from marks and spencers bought by the
public
just all be quiet .
Love Carol xxxx
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