[guide.chat] Re: In Reply To: Is there any body there
- From: catherineharris1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- To: "guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 09:49:32 +0100
Hey Jim,
That was very funny
Cathy
Sent from my iPhone
On 17 Jun 2012, at 10:07 PM, "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
> OK, Dawn; you asked for it!
> You asked for proof of my daftness.
> Can I proudly say that I was the winner of the "Muppet of the month" award
> three months running, in my local, 70-strong CB Club?
> (Ah, those were the days!)
> The award consisted of a giant green (stuffed) frog....I still have it, so
> who needs a teddy bear?
> I want you to picture the scene.
> In the dim and distant past before mobile phones, there I was, walking along,
> long cane in one hand, CB walkie-talkie in the other.
> Now, one of the best places to get a signal was the local graveyard, which
> looks out over the hills toward the south and Galloway. So I plugged my
> external mike into my CB, put on the rubber duck - a kind of flexible Ariel
> which stopped you poking your eye out with the set's own Ariel - and started
> talking.
> I'd propped the set against a convenient headstone, and was enjoying a
> modulation with a breaker on the mobile channel (sorry, CB talk) After about
> ten minutes, two shapes materialised in front of me....after a few seconds
> trying to see what they were, they happened to be two old dears. As I was the
> person talking at the time, they must've thought I was trying to get comfort
> from talking to a departed loved one.
> I un keyed the mike.
> The person at the other end of the conversation let out a laugh - I'd been
> sharing a joke.
> Dawn, I'm telling you: those old woman took off in the opposite direction,
> probably beating the land speed record in the process!
> Curiously enough, they never seemed to speak to me again.
> I wonder why?
>
> How's that for starters?
>
> And there's more!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dawn Watson - Email Address: dawnyhen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent On: 17/06/2012 15:17
> Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [guide.chat] Is there any body there
>
> James you said you won't all there , so does this mean your a bungalow not a
> house, therefore you have nothing upstairs.
> may I have proof that you are the daftest on the chat line .can we have
> evidence of this certificate
>
> love from Dawn
>
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