[guide.chat] Hello all my furry hounds from Ingrid the dog
- From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide Chat List" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2011 09:21:27 +0100
My Mummy has left the computer on so doing this now
ingrid here again. well i am glad to see you all liked my last email. i have
had a good week this week as my mummy elaine and i have been going out to all
sorts of different places as the weather was gorgeous. i have been for a ride
in an ambulance as my mummy has bad feet, not bad smelly one's either! we have
to go to the hospital so my mummy can have some special treatment. i love going
to this hospital as i always get made a fuss of and i love playing ball with
the staff there. i also get given a nice big bowl of fresh water and a biscuit
for being good. then we went to the local shops and yesterday we went for a
nice long ride out on the bus to wigan to do some more shopping. i love going
round all the shops as i love smelling all the lovely food. yum yum. just
thinking about food makes my mouth water.... hahahaha. well when we got home,
mummy has been busy doing some work in the garden and i helped her by doing the
digging. who needs a spade when all we furry things have our paws? anyway when
mummy put the new plants in the holes, i then helped to fill them in again by
digging more holes and at one time i got a bit carried away and kicked the soil
into my mummy's face. she wasn't very pleased. i love digging. it brings back
lots of lovely happy memories from my younger days when i used to play on the
beach with my good friends quaver, lucy, and saxon and all our other doggy
friends. when we finished the digging, mummy let me lie down in the shade or
sometimes i would lie down in the lovely hot sun to catch up on my sun tan.
hahaha. i am trying to make my nose black again. it is pink at the moment and i
hate it! it reminds me of a pig's nose! oink! oink! have you seen that advert
on the telly for andrex toilet paper the one with all the puppies on? i used to
look like that when i was a baby but as i have grown up my nose has turned into
a horrible pink and i am a golden colour. i would prefer to be a nice chocolate
brown or black colour that's why whenever i get the chance, i like to go for a
really good roll in the mud. have you ever tried it. my it feels really good.
"mud, mud, glorious mud. nothing's quite like it for cooling the blood!" it's
very true. this is another reason why i like rolling in all that mud. i just
wish my mummy would stop telling me off. i am a dog after-all and this is what
we dogs do. i say a dogs gotta do, what a dogs gotta do... hey i would love to
go for a dip in the local pool. how about you guys and gals? anyone want to
join in? aw, if only... hey my mummy has just been watching something called
marley and me. she was in stitches laughing. i bet she wouldn't laugh like that
if i did some of the things that that crazy animal got up to. gee it's hot
tonight isn't it? good job we don't have to go through the 'on heat' season
anymore. no i like things just the way they are. can you imagine this, i am
working in my harness and a group of frisky mutts came sniffing around and
trying to get a taste of the good stuff? euw. that nearly happened one day to
me when i was having a nice walk on the big field enjoying my freedom, when
suddenly this huge great dane appeared out of nowhere and tried and tried to
get his own way with me. luckily my mum knew what to do. i was terrified. the
size of that thing and i'm only a little lady. just think how much damage that
would have done had he succeeded. he should see a shrink! he needs castrating
more like! the dirty rotten scoundrel. how disgusting. i'm a lady with manners.
i don't take too kindly to this sort of thing. the dirty dog... oooh it sends
an awful shiver down my spine whenever i think about it. brrrrh... horrible...
anyway that's enough about him. i am not going to let him put me off my food!
yuk! hey dudes, can any of you lot sing? la la la la la... owwwwwwwww!
owwwwwwwww! hahaha. i love singing. mum thinks i'm hilarious. every time we are
getting ready to go out in my harness, i always like to sing "why are we
waiting?" as mummy takes ages getting herself ready and turning the alarm on
etc... i tell you what... i did not expect it, but yesterday when we were on
the bus coming back from wigan, mummy left it to the last minute before getting
up off the bus and before i knew it, we were leaving the bus. normally when we
get off at this certain stop, mummy always tells me not to start singing as i
show her up. i never take any notice and start singing anyway, and the more she
tells me to be quiet, the more i'll do it. i love the sweet smell of 'FREEDOM'
and i love singing... between you and me i think she's jealous cos i have a
nice "singing voice" and she doesn't. hahahaha. don't tell her i said that...
she'll kill me! she'll not let me off for a free run down there again if she
finds out!... i love going to say hello to all the horses. there's one there
who my mum calls mr ed after the talking horse she saw years ago on the telly.
gosh... that's well before my time! he must be ancient! hahahaha. well that's
all for now my friends. hope you enjoy hearing about my life stories. there are
plenty more where this came from... take care. ingrid.
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