[guide.chat] Happy New Year.

  • From: John Barnett <john.barnett2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:16:35 -0000

Happy New Year.

Bob was bladdered after a new years party.
So he left his car in the car park and staggered home.
On his way he was stopped by a police man who asked him.
" What are you doing out at 4 o clock in the morning?"
" Going to a lecture " says Bob.
" Who in their right mind gives a lecture at this time on new years day?"
Asked the sarcastic officer.
" My wife." slurred Bob.

New years party.

A man was invited to his works, new years, fancy dress party. 
His wife wanted to go with him, but the invitation was for him only.
" What are you going to go as." she asked.
" Mickey mouse." he replied.
After her husband left to collect his costume and go to the party, she decided 
to follow him.
She went to the fancy dress shop, and chose a Minnie Mouse costume.
While at the party she danced with Mickey Mouse, he started to kiss and cuddle 
her, how is he going to explain this when he gets home she thought.
Things got very steamy and they ended up outside, making love.
He's really got some explaining to do now she thought. how's he going to get 
his self out of this one.     
She ran home and got changed,  waiting for her husband.
When he returned, she asked,
 " Well what kind of night did you have?"
" Boring " he replied.
" When I got to the fancy dress shop my costume had already been hired out, I 
had to go as Donald Duck."

Happy new year everyone.
From, Chatlotte   and John.

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