[guide.chat] :Fwd : drinking joke
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2010 23:42:03 +0100
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From: Scott
Sent On: 15/08/2010 20:13
Sent To: Keith
Subject:Fwd : drinking joke
A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on
the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can
sing any song you can think of." "Ok," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue
Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing
blue moon. "That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000. "I'll
bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that to." "Ok, I can believe
a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the Star Spangled Banner."
The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the Star Spangled
Banner. As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and
says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for
$100,000."
The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman
left. The bartender said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions
with that iguana!" The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a
ventriloquist."
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