[guide.chat] : Fwd: as I mature!!!

: Fwd  : as I mature!!!

:Fwd: as I mature!!!

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes,
After that you better have a huge schlong.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting,
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take
its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in
your house,
one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon,
and all the less important ones just never go away.
Take Care
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Many thanks go to Si Watson good on you .

Keith 

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