[guide.chat] Fwd: Jokes page 26
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- Date: Thu, 1 Sep 2011 21:17:29 +0100
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What have a Cartier watch and David Beckham got in common?
Both come in a posh box.
What do peroxide blondes and aeroplanes have in common?
Both have big black boxes.
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A moan was in hospital for a series of tests, the lat of which left his
digestive system slightly worse for wear.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the loo, hw figured that he might as
well stay put.
Suddenly, however, he shat in his bed and was embarrasssed beyond his ability
to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the sheets
and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
The drunk startedyelling, cursing and swinging his arms violently in an attemot
to free himself of the bed linen.
He ended up with soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As he stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (who
had witnessed the entire faecal incident) walked up to him and asked, 'What the
hell is going on?'
The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, 'I think I just beat the
shit out of a ghost'.
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