[guide.chat] :Fwd : JESUS!

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:09:55 +0100

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 :Fwd: JESUS!

: JESUS!

There  were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
     Black: 
    
     He  called everyone brother
    2. He  liked Gospel
    3. He  didn't get a fair trial
    
    But  then there were 3 equally good arguments that
    Jesus  was Jewish:
    1. He  went into His Father's business
    2. He  lived at home until he was 33
    3. He  was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
     sure He was God
    
    
     But  then there were 3 equally good arguments that
    Jesus  was Italian:
    1. He  talked with His hands
    2. He  had wine with His meals
    3. He  used olive oil
    
    But  then there were 3 equally good arguments that
    Jesus  was a Californian:
    1. He  never cut His hair
    2. He  walked around barefoot all the  time
    3. He  started a new religion
    
    But  then there were 3 equally good arguments that
    Jesus  was an American Indian:
    1. He  was at peace with nature
    2. He  ate a lot of fish
    3. He  talked about the Great Spirit
    
     But  then there were 3 equally good arguments that
    Jesus  was Irish:
    1. He  never got married.
    2. He  was always telling stories.
    3. He  loved green pastures.
    
     But  the most com pelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
    that  Jesus was a woman:
    
     1. He  fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
     virtually no food
    2. He  kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
     men who just didn't get it
    3. And  even when He was dead, He had to get up because
     there was still work to do
    
    
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AMEN!!

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