[guide.chat] Fw Women drivers!

 Fw Women drivers


 
 

 

 

       

                   

                         This morning on the Freeway,
                        I looked over to my left and there was a 
                        Woman 
                        In a brand new  

                        Holden Calais 
                        Doing 110 kms per hr
                        With her 
                        Face up next to her 
                        Rear view mirror 
                        Putting on her eyeliner. 

                        I looked away 
                        For a couple seconds ! 
                        And when I looked back she was 
                        Halfway over in my lane, 
                        Still working on that makeup. 
                        As a man, 
                        I don't scare easily.
                        But she scared me so much; 
                        I dropped
                        My electric shaver, 
                        Which knocked 
                        The meat pie
                        Out of my other hand. 
                        In all 
                        The confusion of trying
                        To straighten out the car 
                        Using my knees against 
                        The steering wheel, 
                        It knocked 
                        My Mobile phone 
                        Away from my ear
                        Which fell 
                        Into the hot coffee 
                        Between my legs, 
                        Splashed, 
                        And burned " my privates "
                        Ruined the darn phone, 
                        Soaked my trousers, 
                        And disconnected an
                        Important call. 
                        crazy women drivers!!

                         
                       
                               
                              
                              
                             

                         
                       

  

                   

                   
                   

                   
                 
                         
                        
                       

                   
                 
             

             

             

             

  

             

             

             
           
                   
                  
                 

             
           

       

       

       
     
             
            
           
     

 

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