[guide.chat] Fw: THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE

  • From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2012 17:48:59 +0100

>Subject: THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE
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>>It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London. 
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>>>A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't 
>>>got tickets. 
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>>>The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to 
>>>the gate. 
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>>>"McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks. 
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>>>The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his 
>>>shoulder..  "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he 
>>>walks.
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>>>The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it 
>>>under his arm. 
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>>>"O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing." 
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