[guide.chat] : Fw: Scottish pick up !!!
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 7 Aug 2010 23:36:52 +0100
-----Original Message----- From: Judith Sent On: 07/08/2010 15:22 Sent To: Keith Subject: Fw: Scottish pick up !!! Subject: Fw: Scottish pick up !!! ----- Original Message ----- BEST SCOTSMAN PICK UP LINE EVER: A Scotsman walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it..' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? ''What's so special about it?' The Scotsman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Scotsman smiles, taps his watch and says, ' Bloody thing's an hour FAST!!!'
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