[guide.chat] : Fw: Salesman's Nightmare { Sheila }.
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 4 Jun 2011 00:14:47 +0100
: Fw: Salesman's Nightmare
Subject: Fw: Salesman's Nightmare
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted
by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close
the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her
hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity
was cut off this morning."
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