[guide.chat] : Fw: Politically Incorrect

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 1 Jul 2011 23:52:37 +0100
There is no intension to offend in any of my postings but if you do not like 
them ,then in future just delete them . 

Please be aware this one is racial and I am sorry to put this type of joke on 
but as new jokes are hard to find then with the warning above ,you have the 
choice to read it or delete it .

Keith 
 
 

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 : Fw: Politically Incorrect



   
   
   

    Politically Incorrect

          In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one 
point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, 
it's Africa        

          One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in 
cells.
          It appears that Drug dealers and Blacks is not the correct answer     
  

          I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new 
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product 
name.     
              
          A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in  Castlepoint, but I've been 
banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets     

          You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they 
drive slowly past schools     

          A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and 
her twin.
          I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a 
moustache"     

          Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on 
FaceBook.
          I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 
4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!     

          Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I 
said to the lady at the registration desk ...  
          "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."  
          To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."      
    

          The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the 
floods in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the 
bottom of the driveway.
         
     
    I know you will forward this one....
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