[guide.chat] : Fw: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 3 Sep 2010 23:57:11 +0100

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From: Sheila
Sent On: 08/08/2010  02:27
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

Subject: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

No Speakah De English

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:
"Emma come first.  Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she
retorted indignantly!
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  "Who talkin' abouta sex?  I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '!'
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again

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