[guide.chat] Fw: NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

  • From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Sun, 5 Jun 2011 19:28:44 +0100

 shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:   4 pints semi-skimmed 
milk, A carton of eggs, A carton of orange juice, A head of lettuce, A large 
jar of coffee and A 1 lb. package of bacon   As she was unloading the items on 
the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.   
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- 
You must be single.'  She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was 
intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked
at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.  
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said -- 'Yes you are correct. But
how on earth did you know that?'   The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.    
                            

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