[guide.chat] : Fw: Life Explained!!!
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:36:28 +0100
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From: Sheila Turner
Sent On: 27/06/2009 03:35
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: Fw: Life Explained
Subject: FW: Life Explained
It's an old one but a goodie!!!!!!!!!
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark
at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of
twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be
barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and
said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty
years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like
the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all
day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you
want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other
forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could
you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey
gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we
eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the
sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front
porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information. I'm doing it as a public service.
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