[guide.chat] Fw: Interesting Signs - People playing with words .

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:39:47 +0100

Subject: Fw: Interesting Signs - People playing with words .

Subject: Fw: Interesting Signs - People playing with words .

 

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Interesting and clever ??

 

 

                 
             

        Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:

        'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' 

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        In a Podiatrist's office: 

        'Time wounds all heels.' 

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        On a Septic Tank Truck: 

        Yesterday's Meals on Wheels 

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        On a Plumber's truck: 

        'We repair what your husband fixed.' 

        ************************** 

        On another Plumber's truck: 

        'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' 

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        On a Church's Bill board: 

        '7 days without God makes one weak.' 

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        At a Tyre Store 

        'Invite us to your next blowout.' 

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        On an Electrician's truck: 

        'Let us remove your shorts.' 

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        In a Non-smoking Area: 

        'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate 
action.' 

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        On a Maternity Room door: 

        'Push. Push. Push.' 

        ************************** 

        At an Optometrist's Office: 

        'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right 
place.' 

        ************************** 

        On a Taxidermist's window: 

        'We really know our stuff.' 

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        On a Fence: 

        'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!' 

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        At a Car Dealership: 

        'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.' 

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        Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 

        'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' 

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        In a Vets waiting room: 

        'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' 

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        In a Restaurant window: 

        'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.' 

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        In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 

        'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' 

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        And don't forget the sign at a 

        RADIATOR SHOP: 

        'Best place in town to take a leak.' 

        ********************** 

        Sign on the back of yet another 

        Septic Tank Truck: 

        'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises' 
         

         

         

         

         
     

 

 

 

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