[guide.chat] Fw: God Enjoys a Good Laugh
- From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2012 22:38:47 +0100
GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
>>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
>>1. He called everyone brother
>>2. He liked Gospel
>> 3. He didn't get a fair trial
>>
>>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
>> 1. He went into His Father's business
>>2. He lived at home until he was 33
>>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
>>
>>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
>> 1. He talked with His hands
>>2. He had wine with His meals
>>3. He used olive oil
>>
>>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
>> 1. He never cut His hair
>>2. He walked around barefoot all the time
>>3. He started a new religion
>>
>>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
>>Indian:
>>1. He was at peace with nature
>>2. He ate a lot of fish
>>3. He talked about the Great Spirit
>>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
>>1. He never got married..
>>2. He was always telling stories.
>>3. He loved green pastures.
>>But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
>>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
>>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
>>get it
>>3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
>>to do
>>
>>Can I get an AMEN!!
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