[guide.chat] Fw: George on Age!

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:08:16 +0100

Hi All ,this is to brighten up the weekend ok  .
Subject: Fw: George on Age!



Subject: George on Age!
 

  

                        
                       
                 
                         
                        
                         
                                WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR AGE ?  Talk about 
it with George !   
                                George Carlin on aging! 
                                (Absolutely Brilliant)

                                IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU 
HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND 
SEND IT ON.  

                                George Carlin's Views on Aging 

                                Do you realize that the only time in our lives 
when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, 
you're so excited about aging that
 you think in fractions. 

                                'How old are you?'  'I'm four and a half!' 
You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! 
That's the key 

                                You get into your teens, now they can't hold 
you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.  

                                'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could 
be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life !  
You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! 

                                But then you turn  30. Oooohh, what happened 
there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. 
There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? 

                                You BECOME 21, you  TURN 30, then you're 
PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know 
it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. 

                                But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think 
you would! 

                                So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 
and MAKE it to 60.

                                You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! 
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!  

                                You get into your 80's and every day is a 
complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't 
end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST  92.'

                                Then a strange thing happens. If you make it 
over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!' 
                                May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a 
half!! 

                                HOW TO STAY YOUNG 
                                1. Throw out nonessential numbers.  This 
includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why 
you pay 'them.' 

                                2. Keep only cheerful friends.  The grouches 
pull you down.

                                3. Keep learning.  Learn more about the 
computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind 
is the devil's workshop.' And the  devil's name is Alzheimer's. 

                                4. Enjoy the simple things. 

                                5. Laugh  often, long and loud. Laugh until you 
gasp for breath.

                                6. The tears happen.  Endure, grieve, and move 
on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE 
while you are alive. 

                                7. Surround yourself with what you love , 
whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your 
home is your refuge.

                                8. Cherish your health:  If it is good, 
preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can 
improve, get help. 

                                9. Don't take guilt trips.  Take a trip to the 
mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt 
is..

                                10.. Tell the people you love that you love 
them , at every opportunity.  

                                AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths 
we take, but by the moments that take our breath away  
                                And if you don't send this to at least 8 people 
- who cares? But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its 
fullest each day!! 

                                 
                                 
                             
                       
                 
           

       
     

 

 

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Hope this was ok for everyone   Keith

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