[guide.chat] : Fw: Fw: The Mother Superior and Warm Milk

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 6 Apr 2011 00:00:59 +0100

Here's another one From: Judith and I'd like to thank her for sending us all 
the jokes recently.  Keith 
: Fw: Fw: The Mother Superior and Warm Milk

Subject: Fw: Fw: The Mother Superior and Warm Milk

  
                
                      Subj: Fwd: The Mother Superior and Warm Milk

                      
                     

                            In a convent in Ireland ,

                            the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. 
                            The nuns gathered around her bed 

                             trying to make her last journey comfortable. 

                             They tried giving her warm milk to drink 

                            but she refused it.
                             
                            One of the nuns took the glass 

                            back to the kitchen.  

                            Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey 

                            that had been received as a gift 

                            the previous Christmas, 

                             she opened it and poured a generous amount 

                            into the warm milk.
                             
                            Back at Mother Superior's bed, 

                            they held the glass to her lips. 

                             The frail nun drank a little, 

                            then a little more and before they knew it, 

                             she had finished the whole glass down to the last 
drop. 

                            As her eyes brightened, 

                            the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity 

                            to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.
                             
                            "Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, 

                             "Please give us some of your wisdom 

                             before you leave us."
                             
                            She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, 

                            looked at them and said:

                            "Don't sell that cow."  

                           

                   

             
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