> > > Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. > > > > > > A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" > > The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?" > > The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you > something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I > was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me > if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me > if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was > Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was > Polish?" > > The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." > > The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did > you ask me if I'm Irish?" > > The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."