[guide.chat] Fw: Ambidextrous

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      Ambidextrous - 

       

      A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round 
of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.

      A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the guys talking 
about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in 
college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week ?"

      The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', 
but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but they 
would be starting early -- at 6:30 am.

      He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The woman said this 
may be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled 
their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 
6:45."

      She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them with an 
eye-opening 2-under par round. She was fun and pleasant person, and the guys 
were impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and invited her 
back the next week. She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."

      The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she 
played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still beat them 
with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally 
amazed, but wondered if she was trying to make them look bad by beating them 
left-handed.

      They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem 
to be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but each man 
harbored a burning desire to beat her game.

      The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time, she was 
15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady lawyer 
played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.

      The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her 
part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play, 
they couldn't hold a grudge.

      Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This 
woman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and 
finally, one of the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're 
going to golf right-handed or left-handed ?"

       

      The lady blushed, and grinned... "That's easy," she said. "When my Dad 
taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and 
forth. 

       

      When I got married in college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in 
the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the 
morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his 
you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was 
pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.

      The guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this 
bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointing 
straight up in the air ?"

      She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

       

       
     
             
            
           
     

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