[guide.chat] Fw: A Nun goes into an airport

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:33:30 +0100

Subject: Fw: A Nun goes into an airport


  


          Subject: Fw: A Nun goes into an airport !!!


                 
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                                A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR 
HER FLIGHT TO CHICAGO .
                                 
                                SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF 
THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL 
GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'
                                 
                                SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE 
SCALE AND PUT HER NICKEL IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU 
WEIGH 128 LBS, AND YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO .'
                                 
                                THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT 
THE MACHINE PROBABLYGIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT 
IT THE MORE CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK TO THE 
MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ:
                                 
                                'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE 
GOING TO CHICAGO AND YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'
                                 
                                THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, 
I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.' SHE SAT BACK 
DOWN.
                                 
                                FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER AND SAT 
DOWN, PUTTING HIS FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN 
                                 

                                THEM. WITHOUT THINKING, SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S 
CASE, TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC..
                                 SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED 
OVER AT THE MACHINE, THINKING,
                                 'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS 
AGAIN.' 
                                 
                                BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER 
NICKEL, AND ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS , 
YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.' NOW SHE KNOWS THE 
MACHINE IS WRONG ,AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC  
A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.' BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE SHE SLIPPED,AND AS 
SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND. 
ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE MACHINE. SHE SAID TO 
HERSELF, 'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE. I'VE GOT TO TRY  THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT BACK 
TO THE MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL ANd ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.
                                 
                                 

                                 IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN,  YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, 
YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED AROUND AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CHICAGO '.
                                 
                                 

                             
                     
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 That was rude but I liked it   Keith

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