[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Christmas Cake

Subject: Christmas Cake

Ingredients: 
2 cups flour 
1 stick butter 
1 cup of water 
1 tsp baking soda 
1 cup of sugar 
1 tsp salt 
1 cup of brown sugar 
Lemon juice 
4 large eggs 

Nuts 
 2 bottle wine 
2 cups of dried fruit 

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To 
be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. 
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 
one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the 
wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. 
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit 
gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the 
wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. 
Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. 
Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. 
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat 
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and 
wipe counter with the cat.
Go to Tesco and buy cake. 

Bingle Jells!

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