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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity   

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With 

Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer 

At Passing Cars.   

See If They Slow Down.  

2. On all your cheque stubs, write  ' For Marijuana' 

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face. 

5.   Sing Along At The Opera. 

6.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!' 

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For 
Your Lives!  They're Loose!' 

8.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, 

        We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'   

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

9.    PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE 
THE FITTING ROOM IS. 

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity   
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With 
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer 
At Passing Cars.   
See If They Slow Down. 

2. On all your cheque stubs, write  ' For Marijuana' 

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face. 

5.   Sing Along At The Opera. 

6.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!' 

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For 
Your Lives!  They're Loose!' 

8.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, 
        We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'  

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

9.    PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE 
THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.       It's Called 
.... THERAPY 
  

Instant message from any web browser! Try the new Yahoo! Canada Messenger for 
the Web BETA

No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG - www.avg.com 
Version: 8.5.409 / Virus Database: 270.13.100/2375 - Release Date: 09/16/09 
05:51:00

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