This joke first came to me in late 2008 and if you have already seen it then I'm sorry but some of you have not and as I do not have many new jokes to keep on sending ,I am looking through most of the old ones that I have,and this is one that has not seen daylight from me for over a year ,so try to enjoy it ! -----Original Message----- From: Rose Nye Sent On: 08/10/2008 17:32 Sent To: Keith Subject: Emailing: Fw_ Julie Andrews See attachments
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----- Original Message ----- From: Stuart Rowell To: Buttram, Cynthia Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 11:03 PM Subject: FW: Julie Andrews Theme: Julie Andrews Read on.....and enjoy! It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true... Julie Andrews turned 69 - To commemorate her 69th birthday, actress/ vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP (American Association of Retired Persons) One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music.' Here are the actual lyrics she used: Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things. Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad. I BET YOU ALL PUT THAT TO MUSIC (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.) Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humour with others who would appreciate it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG. Version: 8.0.100 / Virus Database: 269.23.21/1456 - Release Date: 20/05/2008 06:45
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