[guide.chat] Doctor, doctor!
- From: John Barnett <john.barnett2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:16:40 +0100
A man goes to the doctor, suffering from exhaustion. The doctor examines the man, and asks. "How many times a week do you have sex." " Every night and every morning." Replies the man. " You should try cutting down on your sex life." " One day have sex then skip a day." The man went back to see the doctor, worse than ever. " Didn't you take my advice." Said the doctor. " Yes doc, I took your advice." " Its not the sex that's done me in, it's all the skipping." Patient, Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor's reply, For goodness sake, pull yourself together.! A man went to the doctors, feeling unwell. After tests the doctor explains to the man. " You've got a rare disease, so rare it hasn't got a name, its known as, yellow 15, there is no cure and it's fatal." I'm sorry to say, you have only 2 weeks to live." Devastated the man went home, he decided to go to bingo, to take his mind off things. Well, the man won every game, he couldn't lose. When he went to collect his winnings. The cashier said. " You are so lucky winning every game." " No," said the man, " I'm not lucky, I've got yellow 15." " What! " said the cashier. " I don't believe it." " You've won the Bloomin raffle as well." At the scene of a road traffic accident. An injured man was being comforted by a passer by. " You are going to be all right, there is a red cross nurse coming to help you." " Oh dear " said the injured man. " Can't I have a blonde happy one instead." If you didn't need a doctor before you heard these jokes, you probably will need one now. he he! These are only renditions, so might not be quite the same as the originals, Best wishes from. Charlotte. PS. Sorry I didn't bring a coat!.
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