[GeoStL] Re: Valentines Day Humor

  • From: Dan Henke <thunder_monk@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 20:20:16 -0800 (PST)

Of course Henny Youngman said it best :
 
My wife and I were happy for 20 years 
 
and then we met 
 
 


GC-RGS <gc-rgs@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
And you might add, if you want to read about love and marriage, you must buy 2 
books.
 
JUST A JOKE! JUST A JOKE!
DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!
----- Original Message ----- 
From: Mike Griffin 
To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
Sent: Friday, February 13, 2004 5:31 PM
Subject: [GeoStL] Valentines Day Humor


Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder and lightning. 

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep. 

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand. 

Married life is very frustrating.  In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens.  In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.  In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen. 

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife. 

A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and
threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for
a moment but then smiled, "It really works!" 

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say.  After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. 

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and
a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. 

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. 

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.. 

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one. 





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