[GeoStL] Re: NGR new diet

Great story, even though I knew what the ending was gonna be, it 
brought on a lot of laughs.  Bernie

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On Wed May 21 14:42:09 CDT 2008, bleu-kangareu@xxxxxxx wrote:

> -
> 
> sorry for the spam, but i laughed so hard i almost burst my 
> anurism. I know
> some of you will enjoy this, but go see your doctor first ....
> 
> Yesterday, at Wal-Mart, I was buying a large bag of Purina dog 
> chow for my lab
> Napoleon. While I was standing in line about to check out, a 
> woman behind me
> asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was 'where is your 
> sign lady?',
> but I decided to go with it... so ... on impulse, I told her that 
> no, I didn't
> have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss Diet 
> again. I also
> told her I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the 
> hospital last time,
> but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive 
> care unit with
> tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I 
> told her that
> it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way that it works 
> is, you load
> your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every 
> time you feel
> hungry. The food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to 
> try it again.
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was 
> by now
> enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally horrified, the 
> lady asked
> if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. 
> I told her
> no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and 
> a car hit us
> both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart 
> attack he was
> laughing so hard. WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore.  
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