[GeoStL] NGR but thought some of you might need a laugh

A stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard was tailgating an honest man.   
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have 
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as 
she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into 
the face of a very serious police officer The officer ordered her to exit her 
car with her hands up.  He took her to the police station where she was 
searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.  
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was 
waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.   You see, I pulled up behind your 
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and 
cussing a blue streak at him.  "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate 
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday 
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated Christian fish emblem on the 
trunk.  Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

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