[GeoStL] NGR: Joke

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This is a political joke BUT, it is non-partisan. Enjoy!
Eric



A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven 
and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
>  
> "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter.
> 
> "Before you settle in, it  seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high 
> official around these parts,you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
> 
> No problem, just let me in," says the guy.
> 
> "Well! , Senator, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What  we'll 
> do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose 
> where to spend eternity.",,
> 
> Senator replied, I'll just take Heaven..
> 
> I'm sorry but we have our rules." said St. Peter.
>  
> And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,down, 
> down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green 
> golf course. In the distance is a club, and standing in front of it are all 
> his friends and other politicians who had  worked with him, everyone is very 
> happy and in evening attire. They run  to greet him, hug him, and reminisce 
> about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the 
> people. They play a friendly  game of golf and then dined on lobster and 
> caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has 
> a good time  dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time 
> that, before  he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug 
> and waves while the elevator rises.
> 
> 
> The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St.Peter is 
> waiting for him.
> 
> "Now it's time to visit Heaven."
> 
> So 24 hours pass with the head of state, joining a group of  contented souls, 
> moving from cloud to cloud, singing and playing their harps. Greeting each 
> other. Smiles on every face.
> 
> St. Peter returns:
> 
> "Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your 
> eternity."
> 
> He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I  would never 
> have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I  think I would be 
> better off in Hell."
>  
> So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,down to Hell. 
> Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the  middle of a barren land 
> covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his  friends,dressed in rags, 
> picking up the trash and putting it in black  bags.
> 
> The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.
> 
> "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there 
> was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a 
> great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland  full of garbage and my friends 
> look miserable.
> 
> The Devil looks at him, smiles and says,
> 
> "Yesterday we were campaigning...Today you voted for us!"
> 
> VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!
> 
> 
> 

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