[GeoStL] Fw: THINGS I WISH I COULD TAKE BACK

> Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would
> like to take back:
> 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
> "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
> her warm up and it was amazing."
> 
> 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
>  "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since 
> I
> once mounted her mother."
> 
> 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
> "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it
> which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
> 
> 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
>  "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
> 
>  5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
> "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of
> them really that serious."
> 
> 6. Baseball announcer:
> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
> again."
> 
> 7. Basketball analyst:
> "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see
> it all over their faces."
> 
> 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
>  "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the
> cox of the Oxford crew."
> 
> 9. Metro Radio, College Football:
> "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
> field."
> 
> 10. US Open TV Commentator:
>  "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each
> final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what
> have I just said?"
>

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