[GeoStL] Re: Dear Larry

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Ooops & LOL

Eric


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "tklnhl & kyd" <sydstyr@xxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Geocache STL List" <geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 10:55 PM
Subject: [GeoStL] Dear Larry


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> Dear Larry;
> You do not deserve technology.
> Dear Bass Pro;
> You need to be bit more  vigilant when you take a return.
>
> Dear Larry;
> The NEXT time you buy expensive  ($120.00) software and keep it just long 
> enough to unlock it and we'll ASSUME load it into your computer or 
> GPSMAP60csx and then decided to RETURN IT -- you'd better hope the next 
> bozo who buys it is as HONEST as we are. See Larry, we're going to go 
> ahead and simply return the software to Bass Pro -- raise a stink and 
> expect something FREE for our trouble.
>
> Larry, my dear, we promise you we will NOT steal your identity -- even 
> though we do now know:
> Your Full Name
> Phone
> Address
> Email address
> and that somewhere in either your house or your car or perhaps boat ( 
> since *I* do not live in St. Charles, I'm not as familiar with the 
> personal property tax records to find out exactly what cars and boats you 
> own -- if in St. Louis County -- that's a piece of cake )you now have a 
> rather expensive piece of electronic equipment. Did I mention that when 
> you unlocked the software the unit ID number from the GPSMAP60CSX went 
> with it?
>
> Also, while listening to my hubby grumble about this and while watching 
> Chicken Little being voted off AI (and rightly so) -- a simple housewife 
> such as myself has found your Church, your wife's name; how many kids you 
> have and even some of the musical instruments you play.  I  know which 
> caches are closest to your home. I'm thinking that perhaps you haven't 
> found those yet since I am familiar with the names of the cachers who have 
> found them since March 18 (when you unlocked your software).
>
> Also, Larry, here's what we'll not do. We'll not go ahead and unlock our 
> new unit onto your bogus "software".  We COULD and then go ahead and 
> return OUR, oh I mean YOUR software. But there's always that chance you 
> might be able to track us back via your own illegal software -- but if you 
> haven't deleted yourself from something you are returning, we think we 
> might be safe. We'll also not go ahead and mess with your registration 
> with Garmin by changing serial numbers, unit id numbers or reregistering 
> it to the Jefferson City Correctional Institution that keeps allowing it's 
> inmates to attempt calling collect to our home. But it's been a lot of fun 
> THINKING about all of these things.
>
> Now, I'm not saying that you can't find out these things about me/us --  
> but it's a better start when you have a bunch of personal info to begin 
> with.
>
> Dear Man Who Lives In My House:
> The next time you return something to ANYWHERE (especially an expensive 
> something) and the Manager asks "Is there anything else I can do for you?" 
> You answer "YES -- I'd like a 20% discount on my entire purchase!" WHAT'S 
> WRONG WITH YOU??? Five years of Internet bargain shopping and you've 
> learned NOTHING from me?  Sheesh
>
> Dear Bass Pro Manager;
> Is there anyway you could please let us know what happens after your staff 
> meeting tomorrow when you show everyone how to see if returned software 
> has indeed be used? Also, we'd LOVE to know if you get to call Larry and 
> tell him you are going to go ahead and put that charge back on his credit 
> card.
>
> Otherwise, the Map 60 csx is rather nice isn't it?
>
> Hope to catch up some day Larry! We're really rather a nice family. Just a 
> tad put out right now!
>
> Nancy
>
>
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