I don't appreciate unsoliticed dirty jokes in my inbox. REMOVE me from your "group" list. I am thoroughly disgusted. cheryl so many pens...so little time... http://www.gcwr.org/ ----- Original Message ---- From: Max Braude <skybird@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: Max Braude <skybird@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:07:29 AM Subject: <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Verdana; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline;} p.MsoPlainText, li.MsoPlainText, div.MsoPlainText {margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Courier New";} span.EmailStyle17 {mso-style-type:personal-compose; font-family:Arial; color:windowtext;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> Little Johnny was sitting at the top of his stairs with his cat one day eating smarties. He would eat a smartie, bite the cat, and move down a stair. His dad saw this and watched him do it a couple of more times. The kid would eat a smartie, bite the cat, and move down a step. He watched his son do this one more time and he finally had to ask him what he was doing. He said, "Son, you eat a smartie, bite the cat and move down a step. What are you doing?" His son said, "I'm practicing to be a truck driver." His father said, "What do you mean?" Son said, "I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on."